How Succulent

I will now reach back into the rusty recesses of my memory and resurrect a once instinctive, yet long neglected adolescent art-form. I will attempt to quickly summarize the last 6 months of my life in one long run-on sentence:

It all started when Thom and I introduced our friends and family to our band Delight Talkies at an event we named the 'Paradise Park Party Delight' that also featured belly dancers and vampire movies and then we learned a love hula and I made 7 matching earring and necklace sets for my friend Leah and then we went to Pennsylvania for the wedding of Derek and Leah and we drank whiskey and Valery and I swam in a hot tub with an amazing view and the cat opera was conceived and then we came back to Hawaii and moved around and fed dogs and cats and birds and then we lived in a tent and then flew to Japan and survived an earthquake and I lost my voice and got poisoned by a bad musubi and we introduced Japan to Delight Talkies in Roppongi at Club Trick or Treat and met some nice Russians then we came back to Hawaii and lived with a dog for awhile in Honomu and then went back to our tent and got really muddy so we moved to a house and made some new friends and drank some beer and I started selling my jewelry at the Volcano Winery and my friend Beth and I sewed our own skirts and I read the 'The Grapes of Wrath' for the first time and we went to the Kona Brewfest and stayed in room 19 at the Manago Hotel and now we are back home again.

I have also started a collection of succulents.